I'm Looking For
- Ages -
My claim to fame is that I am Lead Meower...
... and I am called The Pretender.
It is a title that one can only obtain if you know what meowing is, yet the hardest part of understanding meowing is that words can not be used to explain it. Furthermore... true meowing is dangerous and can only be expressed to its fullest capacity on one day each year.
Ultimately, Meowing is a person's inner-person expression of the truth and the honesty of their soul.
It's not something that can be taught, it can only be learned. And to this day, I am the only one I have ever met that can do it properly.
If I had to try to put it into words I would say it uses the sound of "meowing" in a relatively vocal way, at volume...(meaning loudly) The basis for meowing is an intellectual-emotional response to an action, idea, feeling or thought.
It is what I would attribute the closest thing to a universal language. However, if one were to attempt to interpret it based on modern understand